Kris Humphries: 'Devastated' but Still Wants Marriage to Work

Was Kris Humphries blindsided? 

The NBA player says he's reeling from Kim Kardashian's decision to file for divorce after just 72 days of marriage. 

"I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce," he said in a statement Monday. 

In August, Humphries, 26, and Kardashian, 31, exchanged vows in front of friends and family during a lavish ceremony at a private estate in Montecito, Calif., in front of 440 guests. 

And despite her decision to call it quits, Humphries isn't prepared to give up so easily. 

"I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents," he says in the statement, "and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it work."

Cops fired for protecting Paris Hilton

Protecting Paris Hilton on the side could put you in danger of losing your real job.

Three Polish police commandos will lose their posts in an elite anti-terrorist unit for serving as bodyguards for the controversial celebrity during a recent visit to Poland.

"If the policemen who protected Hilton do not leave on their own by the end of the week, they will be disciplinarily fired," Dariusz Biel, the head of the regional police where the three serve, was quoted as saying this week.

Members of the anti-terrorist unit usually conceal their faces and must seek permission for any outside work.

The three commandos, who appeared in various photos on gossip sites with the blond hotel heiress, were also said to have carried their police weapons when they served as Hilton's bodyguards during her appearance at an opening of a shopping mall in Katowice, in southern Poland.

Wow! See Courtney Stodden's Unrecognizable High School Photo

Courtney Stodden's time in the spotlight has aged her something fierce.

Since Doug Hutchison, 51, married the 17-year-old aspiring singer-actress in May, Stodden has been accused of lying about her age. (Good Morning America, however, tracked down her birth certificate and confirmed that at the time of their July interview, she was in fact 16 years old.)

While Stodden adamantly denies she's had plastic surgery, the mature-looking blonde is barely recognizable from high school photos that were, according to the Daily Mail, taken just 18 months before her controversial wedding. 

Before the cleavage shots, orange tans and spray-on abs, Stodden was a fresh-faced, fair-skinned girl. In a shot from her high school days, she appears natural and relaxed while wearing a conservative blouse and minimal makeup.

In an interview with E! News in July, Hutchison said "God was [Courtney's] only plastic surgeon."

"I was born this way out of the womb," Stodden added.

Rent the Jersey Shore house

Fans of MTV's Jersey Shore can get a firsthand look at the gym-tan-laundry lifestyle by renting the house where the reality series is taped.

Just bring US$2500) a night and your own drama.

Renters to the home in Seaside Heights have access to the duck phone and the double bed in the Smush Room. But they won't find the usual mess because the landlord cleaned the place.

Renter Joe Ambrosini of Philadelphia tells the Asbury Park Press people took his picture anytime he went out of the deck. The 33-year-old says it was like "buying 15 minutes of fame".

Jennifer Bauer of Toms River says it's cool sleeping in the same bedrooms where the cast stayed. But Bauer says she brought her own sheets.

Lindsay Lohan's Next Gig: Playboy?!

Is Lindsay Lohan flashing those newly pearly whites, and possibly a little bit more, at the camera right this second?

The embattled starlet is taking part in a top-secret photo shoot today and tomorrow and E! News is hearing whispers that it's for a spread in an upcoming issue of Playboy.

Hey, it worked for one of Lohan's idols, Marilyn Monroe. But would she dare to go all-the-way bare?

Well, that would be something, wouldn't it?

Lohan was spotted heading into a Beverly Hills mansion, purportedly the scene of the photo shoot, earlier today.

But at this point, her rep, Steve Honig, isn't ready to admit that Lohan is playing ball for Playboy —but he's not denying it either.

"I can neither confirm nor deny at this time," Honig tells E! News. Lohan herself didn't immediately respond to a request for comment.

"We don't comment on rumors about who may or may not be posing for the magazine...if anything changes, I'll be sure to let you know," added a rep for Playboy.

Meanwhile, a source close to Lohan is under the impression that the L.A. County morgue's most famous volunteer is collecting a pretty fat paycheck for her posing services.

Giuliana Rancic, 36, reveals breast cancer discovered during IVF

Giuliana Rancic revealed Monday that she has early-stage breast cancer — then went out of her way to thank husband Bill Rancic for letting her cry, and the baby she doesn't yet have for most likely saving her life.

E! Entertainment host Giuliana and original "The Apprentice" winner Bill have been trying to get pregnant through in vitro fertilization, a journey chronicled on their reality show, "Giuliana & Bill." After two failed IVF attempts, Giuliana Rancic ended the show's most recent season by heading back for a third round of fertility treatments.

This time, however, one doctor insisted the 36-year-old get a mammogram first, she said Monday on the "Today" show.

"He said, 'I will not get you pregnant' " without ruling out her small risk of breast cancer, " 'because if you get pregnant it will accelerate the cancer, all the hormones will accelerate the cancer,' " said an emotional Rancic. She said she fought the idea at first, as she hadn't planned on getting that type of scan until the recommended age, 40.

She went ahead with the egg retrieval portion of the IVF treatment, as well as the scan. And then the bad news came.

"They called me the next day and told me, 'We need to you to come back, we see something.' " The Rancics have since put off a third attempt to get pregnant until after she's completed her treatment, which will include surgery this coming week and then 6½ weeks of radiation.

After praising her husband for supporting her and letting her cry when she needs to cry, she also thanked the baby they hope to have in the future. "I truly believe that God was looking out for me," she said, and that there was some sort of "master plan" behind the failure of her previous IVF attempts, including one that ended in a miscarriage after eight weeks.

"I'm not going to give up," Rancic said. "I want that baby. That baby will have saved my life."

Britney Spears searching for homeless fan

Singer Britney Spears is searching for a homeless fan so that she can reward him with her entire music catalogue. The Toxic hitmaker was moved when she saw a photo of the man carrying a piece of cardboard with the words, "Need to get new Britney Spears CD. Anything will help. God bless".

Now Spears has posted the picture of the man on micro-blogging site Twitter and asked fans to try and locate the man, reports contactmusic.com.

"If anyone can find this gentleman I've got a package with my entire catalog (sic) with his name on it... -Britney, " the 29-year-old posted.